We have our winners. I got an awful lot of entries telling me how Kill Bill was Tarantino’s best film to date. If you are going to suck up like that, you’ve got to at least make it interesting. For the poster, I used a little child labor and got my daughter to randomly pick one entry – for the keychains, I picked the two entries I enjoyed reading the most. For the keychain winners, I’ve posted their entries below. Later tonight, I’ll have a page up with all the entries.

Winner #1 – J Weis (Kill Bill Poster)

Winner #2 – Sherman Somerville (Pussy Wagon Keychain)

I think the closest I’ve ever come to shitting my pants in a theater was while watching this movie. The shot to the head right at the beginning and the gun in the Kaboom cereal are what did it. I’m hopeful that Kill Bill will sweep the Oscars this year.

Winner #3 – Pieter Dom (Pussy Wagon Keychain)

Vincent:
“Kill Bill breaks down like this: it’s Yul Brenner meets Bruce Lee only to find out they both turned female.”

Jules:
“Shemales?”

Vincent:
“No, man. Not the type you dig giving foot massages, but badass bitches.”

Jules:
“Sounds like bang for my buck. That Tarantino guy is some helluva mushroom-cloudlayin’ filmfreak.”

Thanks to everyone who entered. If you didn’t win this time, I’m sure we’ll be doing it again when Volume 2 comes out.